Приколы в программах

  Выбирай как делать смешно:
   
EXCEL 7 из office 95:
Помечаешь 95 стpокy, нажимаешь таб.
Лезешь в эбаyт, жмешь _мышкой_ с нажатыми ctrl+shift кнопкy ~поддеpжка~.
D00M. И это еще не все. Паpоль excelkfa - откpывается стенка. И там поpтpе-
ты автоpов.

1. DOS Navigator 1.4x, credits screen
1. Press Alt+I in the About dialog box

2. FreeCell from Windows 95, easy win
1. Start a game
2. Press Ctrl+Shift+F10
3. Choose Abort to Win
4. Double click any card

3. Microsoft Access 2.0, credits screen
1. Create a new dbase by the name db1.mdb
2. Create 4 tables named a, cc, e, ss (then can have anything in them)
3. Open this database
4. Click on Help|About
5. Hold down CTRL-SHIFT and double right click on the key picture

4. Microsoft Access 7.0/Win95, development team
1. Select Tools|Security|User and Group Accounts
2. Click on New User
3. Enter Pioneer as the User Name
4. Enter 092595 as the Personal ID

5. Microsoft Access 7.0/Win95, Magic Eight Ball
1. Create a do-nothing macro and name it Magic Eight Ball
2. Drag the macro onto a toolbar so Access will create a
toobar button for it
3. Right-click on the toolbar button and select Customize
from the context menu
4. Select the eight ball in the Choose Button Image dialog
5. Ask a question, and click on eight-ball button

6. Microsoft Excel 5.0, credits screen
1. Right click any toolbar:
2. Select Customise_
3. From the Categories list select 'Custom'
4. Drag Solitile icon anywhere on the worksheet
5. Click OK button
6. Click Close button
7. Left Ctrl+Left Alt+Left Shift click Solitile icon

7. Microsoft Excel 7.0 for Windows 95, credits screen
1. Start excel
2. Select 95th row.
3. Press tab to move to column B
4. Help|About Microsoft Excel
5. Ctrl+Shift+Click 'Tech Support' button
6. You can use 'excelkfa' to remove a wall and walk down to the hall.

8. Microsoft PowerPoint 7.0/Win95, 'welcome to the dungeon' message
1. Help|About Microsoft PowerPoint
2. Ctrl+Alt+Shift+Left double click middle of the
dividing bar of the about box several times.
3. See the message

9. Microsoft PowerPoint 7.0/Win95, product team
1. Help|About Microsoft PowerPoint
2. Double click picture in the upper left corner

10. Microsoft Quick Basic 1.1, development team
1. Press Left Ctr+Left Shift+Left Alt+Right Ctr+Right Shift+Right Alt
while quick basic is loading.
2. This is not as easy as it looks. It can be done in this
way - create a batch file containing these lines: dir,dir,dir,qbasic
3. Run this batch from a directory with many
files (\Windows\System is a nice example)
4. While dir is displaying filnames press
left shift, right shift, left ctrl, right ctrl, left alt, right alt.
5. Development team stuff should appear, when quick basic is loaded.

 
 
 
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